I can't stop laughing at this! Seriously...I watch it over and over and laugh out loud every single time. It makes me want to make a big yummy sandwich...and not give it to my dog. ;)
di⋅gress /dɪˈgrɛs, daɪ-/ [di-gres, dahy-] –verb; to deviate or wander away from the main topic or purpose in speaking or writing; depart from the principal line of argument, plot, study, etc.